2013: The Big Ass List Part 3

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Category: Biggest Trans-Atlantic Team Up

Ranking: :pound: :dollar: :euro:

Night Slugs and Fade To Mind unite on Kelela’s big debut.

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Category: Best Song We Picked Off A Ryan Hemsworth Mix

Ranking: :triumph: :dash:

Tryna have relations with ur booty.

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Category: Best Hot Sugar

Ranking: They’ve been out there grindin’

Dopest underground rapper award as well.

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Category: Sexiest New Internet Music

Ranking: :computer: :email: :musical_note:

This happened because the Internet,  so thank you, based Al Gore.

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Category: The Only Song I Reposted On Soundcloud

Ranking: :computer: :heart: :repeat:

I’m not even sure why that is to be honest.

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Category: Best New House Music

Ranking: :pill: :stuck_out_tongue: :dancer:

“This went off massive at the Hotflush Berghain takeover.” – guy on the XLR8R boards

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Category: Best New House Music

Ranking: :pill: :stuck_out_tongue: :unamused:

“I honestly feel bad for today’s kids, with their bunk ecstasy and radio friendly dance records.” – guy on the XLR8R boards

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Category: Achievements In Emoji Art

Ranking: :sob: :clap:

It’s beautiful.

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Category: The Greatest Pac-Man Victory In History

Ranking: :space_invader: :mushroom:

Chewin on red and blue pills at the same damn time.

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Category: Toppest New Dawg (Hip Hop Division)

Ranking:  :dog:  :point_up:

Where Zay at?.

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Category: Toppest New Cat

Ranking: :point_up:  :tiger:

Magnus August Høiberg continued his run into 2013 with a LuckyMe co-sign and a couple heavy singles.

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Category: Best New Monogamous Relations

Ranking: :couple_with_heart:

Kimye did it, they made it to Christmas, but I’m sorry the sexy dance from “Body Party” is objectively greater than the motorcycle thing in “Bound 2

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Category: The Lauren Powers Lifetime Achievement Award

Ranking: :muscle: :woman:

For buff chick representation in music videos.

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Category: A Really Great Chicago Music Thing

Ranking: :city_sunrise: :sound: :notes:

That’s that SAVEMONEY influence.

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Category: Another Really Great Chicago Music Thing

Ranking: :city_sunrise: :sound: :notes:

It’s been a big year for DJ Rashad, Teklife, and foot work music.

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Category: Best New DJ We Trust

Ranking: :radio:

Just one more reason to listen to British radio.

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Category: Catchiest Rape-y Summer Jam

Ranking: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :question:

Sorry Robin Thicke, but we’d prefer it if Miguel sat on our faces.

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Category: Best New Hudson Mohawke Single (Non-Hudson Mohawke Division)

Ranking: :fire: :fire: :fire:

We’d like to take this moment to thank the entire production team behind Yeezus.

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Category: Best New Dubstep

Ranking: :confused:

Dance music trends come and go, but we now know one thing for certain: Molly-filled kids ruin everything.

2013: The Big Ass List Part 2

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Category: Soufflé, I’m skraight, I scrape my plate

Ranking:  :telephone:  :telephone:  :telephone:

He’s a smooth operator.

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Category: Japanese ghetto tek

Ranking:    :japanese_castle:   :mount_fuji:

P-p-p-paisley Parks

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Category: Most sped up DJ Screw

Ranking:  :nut_and_bolt:  :nut_and_bolt:

#TOMCREW

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Category: Weirdest Mykki Blanco Video

Ranking:   :bride_with_veil:

Big year for him though

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Category: Like the only song Mummz released this year

Ranking:   :snail:  :snail:  :snail:

Just kidding, he released 3 whole songs. :clap:  In seriousness, they’ve all been worth the wait and he can take as long as he needs, you jackals.

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Category: Best release from former Raider

Ranking:   :mushroom:  :mushroom:  :mushroom:

Nostalgia 64 cop it.

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Category: Biggest babe

Ranking:  :ok_hand:  :ok_hand:

She’s a very dope rapper and there aren’t enough women on these lists.

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Category: Spookiest Track

Ranking:  :ghost:  :ghost:

Ghosts.

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Category: Best Album about Currency

Ranking:  :euro:  2 :dollar:

S/O Dis Magazine 

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Category: Hoodest Bey Track

Ranking:   :crown:

People hated this song lol.

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Category: The only King Push track I really cared about

Ranking:   :crown:  :pushpin:

The Jonwayne version of this is dopey as well.

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Category: Deepest V

Ranking:   :womans_clothes:

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Remember??

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Category: Smoovest Footwork EP

Ranking:  :saxophone:  :saxophone:

Earl.

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Category: Prettiest hiphop blend

Ranking: :bomb:  :bomb:  :bomb:

Stranger than fiction.

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2013: THE BIG ASS LIST PART 1

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Category: Dudes we are very proud of

Ranking:  :fire:  :shit:

Gorgeous Children – ICE EP. This album was heavily anticipated in the rap underground and it may have even served to surpass the hype I felt for it.

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Category: Oh, Kanye…

Ranking: :pray:  :pray:

Mans takes a very banging but very overplayed TNGHT track and makes it into something bigger than it ever could have been. The Kanye effect.

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Category: Tracks my roommate really liked

Ranking: Yes

In all honesty this might be my favorite track of the year. Scott my roommate really likes it too.  :thumbsup:

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Category: One of the best dance albums, for sure

Ranking:  :dancer:  :dancer:  :dancer:   :dancer:   :dancer:

Label wise, Donkey Pitch killed the game this year, R.I.P

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Category: Dope UG rap you might have heard but if you haven’t you’ll be happy to listen now

Ranking:  :family:

This self-titled debut tape was an important release.

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Category: Very chill new label you should acquaint yourself with

Ranking:  Skate Cat

Dang, I guess this post was vaguely self-promotional. You can view the track list for this Paradise Rhythm mix, here.

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Category: Best Chief Keef thing

Ranking:  :blue_car:  :oncoming_automobile:   :gun:

The song came out in 2012 but the video is the best thing that happened to us this year Keef-wise.

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Category: 2nd Best Chief Keef thing

Ranking:   :ramen:  :spaghetti:   :gun:

unh-unh you ain’t flexin’ boy you need some exercise

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Category: Best Drake appropriation

Ranking:   :couple:  :two_women_holding_hands:

Like all my obsessions (see: Chief Keef), my infatuation with the Migos started as a funny joke. Fast forward to the point in time wherein this track dropped and watch me eat my hat while truly respecting their hustle.

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Category: Remember when people used to laugh at us for liking Drake?

Ranking:  :hand: :hand:  :hand: Byee

Remember??

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Category: Best trapped out Nicki Minaj joint

Ranking:  :information_desk_person:

“Nicki Nicki Nicki put it in your kidney” – 2Chainz

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Category: Best ‘Future’ flip

Ranking:  :skull:  :skull:

Suicideyear is making big moves. I’m just being honest.

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Category: Best Raider Klan Release

Ranking:  :fried_shrimp:  :fried_shrimp:

2013 was a strange year for the Klan. They played Coachella. They had a huge falling out. Mad twitter beef took place. Key stayed cool the whole year though.

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Category: Best Hannah Montana

Ranking:  :peach:  :peach:

Mike Will didn’t make it.

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Category: 2nd Best Hannah Montana

Ranking:  :peach:

“Hannah Montana I’m selling the bricks out the phantom”

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Category: Best Chopped and Screwed SPF420 set by a masked DJ

Ranking:  :mask:

Big ups to LuckyMe for snapping this dude up.

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Category: Best E-venue run by my friends

Ranking:  :evergreen_tree:  :palm_tree:  :deciduous_tree:

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SPF420 on facebook. 

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Category: Coolest R&B dude you maybe haven’t heard of

Ranking:  :shoe:  :shoe:  :shoe:

“She can have a flat chest when the bra comes off, [as] long as she’s got a fat ass when the draws come off, waddup waddup”

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Category: Most Metal trapgod

Ranking: :metal:  :metal:  :metal:

Yung Gutted of STYLSS, mayne. STYLSS is also ranked as one of the best upcoming electronic labels (but not formally on this list because it’s already really fucking long)

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Category: Just kidding we did put STYLSS on this big ass list

Ranking:  :star:  :metal:  :metal:  :star:

I think this was my favorite Suicide Pact but they were all quite on point.

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Category:  Chillinest use of autotune

Ranking:  :microphone:  :microphone:

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Category: Song that was felt really hard

Ranking:  :haircut:  :nail_care:

Don’t take it personal.

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Category: Coolest thing Clams Casino did this year.

Ranking:  :pager:  :pager:  :pager:  :pager:  :pager:

Chicago is that place, sometimes.

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Category: Real good Kendrick verse

Ranking:  Harold’s :chicken:

Fredo is the cut

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Category: Best T-Pain

Ranking:  :bikini:  :bikini:  :bikini:

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Category: Most Future Funk collaboration

Ranking:  this video of John Travolta from SNF. 

Funk

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Category:  Best Lofty305 feature

Ranking:  :alien:  :alien:  :alien:

This is also a contender for track of the year which isn’t an actual category on this list.

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Category:  Most important tape

Ranking:  :no_mouth:

Tell me this wasn’t influential.

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Category:  Remix that knows we’re trying

Ranking:  :helicopter:  :helicopter:  :helicopter:

I guess we’re not tired of this song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Category:  Best intersection of left-mainstream hiphop and left-mainstream dance

Ranking:  :fork_and_knife:  :fork_and_knife:  :fork_and_knife:  :fork_and_knife:


Dope song

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Category:  Soul-est Trap

Ranking:  :evergreen_tree:  :evergreen_tree:  :evergreen_tree:  :evergreen_tree:  :evergreen_tree:

This whole tape goes. Look out for Tree

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Category:  Least likely to take kindly to threats

Ranking:  :hocho:  :hocho:

I geek the geek out when Robb Bank$ has the two phones up to his ears.

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Category:  Most recent Lil Ugly Mane verse

Ranking:  :lock:  :lock:

From Supa’s newest release.

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