2013: The Big Ass List Part 3

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Category: Biggest Trans-Atlantic Team Up

Ranking: :pound: :dollar: :euro:

Night Slugs and Fade To Mind unite on Kelela’s big debut.

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Category: Best Song We Picked Off A Ryan Hemsworth Mix

Ranking: :triumph: :dash:

Tryna have relations with ur booty.

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Category: Best Hot Sugar

Ranking: They’ve been out there grindin’

Dopest underground rapper award as well.

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Category: Sexiest New Internet Music

Ranking: :computer: :email: :musical_note:

This happened because the Internet,  so thank you, based Al Gore.

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Category: The Only Song I Reposted On Soundcloud

Ranking: :computer: :heart: :repeat:

I’m not even sure why that is to be honest.

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Category: Best New House Music

Ranking: :pill: :stuck_out_tongue: :dancer:

“This went off massive at the Hotflush Berghain takeover.” – guy on the XLR8R boards

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Category: Best New House Music

Ranking: :pill: :stuck_out_tongue: :unamused:

“I honestly feel bad for today’s kids, with their bunk ecstasy and radio friendly dance records.” – guy on the XLR8R boards

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Category: Achievements In Emoji Art

Ranking: :sob: :clap:

It’s beautiful.

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Category: The Greatest Pac-Man Victory In History

Ranking: :space_invader: :mushroom:

Chewin on red and blue pills at the same damn time.

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Category: Toppest New Dawg (Hip Hop Division)

Ranking:  :dog:  :point_up:

Where Zay at?.

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Category: Toppest New Cat

Ranking: :point_up:  :tiger:

Magnus August Høiberg continued his run into 2013 with a LuckyMe co-sign and a couple heavy singles.

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Category: Best New Monogamous Relations

Ranking: :couple_with_heart:

Kimye did it, they made it to Christmas, but I’m sorry the sexy dance from “Body Party” is objectively greater than the motorcycle thing in “Bound 2

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Category: The Lauren Powers Lifetime Achievement Award

Ranking: :muscle: :woman:

For buff chick representation in music videos.

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Category: A Really Great Chicago Music Thing

Ranking: :city_sunrise: :sound: :notes:

That’s that SAVEMONEY influence.

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Category: Another Really Great Chicago Music Thing

Ranking: :city_sunrise: :sound: :notes:

It’s been a big year for DJ Rashad, Teklife, and foot work music.

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Category: Best New DJ We Trust

Ranking: :radio:

Just one more reason to listen to British radio.

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Category: Catchiest Rape-y Summer Jam

Ranking: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :question:

Sorry Robin Thicke, but we’d prefer it if Miguel sat on our faces.

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Category: Best New Hudson Mohawke Single (Non-Hudson Mohawke Division)

Ranking: :fire: :fire: :fire:

We’d like to take this moment to thank the entire production team behind Yeezus.

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Category: Best New Dubstep

Ranking: :confused:

Dance music trends come and go, but we now know one thing for certain: Molly-filled kids ruin everything.