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Category: Biggest Trans-Atlantic Team Up
Ranking: :pound: :dollar: :euro:
Night Slugs and Fade To Mind unite on Kelela’s big debut.
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Category: Best Song We Picked Off A Ryan Hemsworth Mix
Ranking: :triumph: :dash:
Tryna have relations with ur booty.
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Category: Best Hot Sugar
Ranking: They’ve been out there grindin’
Dopest underground rapper award as well.
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Category: Sexiest New Internet Music
Ranking: :computer: :email: :musical_note:
This happened because the Internet, so thank you, based Al Gore.
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Category: The Only Song I Reposted On Soundcloud
Ranking: :computer: :heart: :repeat:
I’m not even sure why that is to be honest.
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Category: Best New House Music
Ranking: :pill: :stuck_out_tongue: :dancer:
“This went off massive at the Hotflush Berghain takeover.” – guy on the XLR8R boards
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Category: Best New House Music
Ranking: :pill: :stuck_out_tongue: :unamused:
“I honestly feel bad for today’s kids, with their bunk ecstasy and radio friendly dance records.” – guy on the XLR8R boards
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Category: Achievements In Emoji Art
Ranking: :sob: :clap:
It’s beautiful.
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Category: The Greatest Pac-Man Victory In History
Ranking: :space_invader: :mushroom:
Chewin on red and blue pills at the same damn time.
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Category: Toppest New Dawg (Hip Hop Division)
Ranking: :dog: :point_up:
Where Zay at?.
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Category: Toppest New Cat
Ranking: :point_up: :tiger:
Magnus August Høiberg continued his run into 2013 with a LuckyMe co-sign and a couple heavy singles.
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Category: Best New Monogamous Relations
Ranking: :couple_with_heart:
Kimye did it, they made it to Christmas, but I’m sorry the sexy dance from “Body Party” is objectively greater than the motorcycle thing in “Bound 2”
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Category: The Lauren Powers Lifetime Achievement Award
Ranking: :muscle: :woman:
For buff chick representation in music videos.
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Category: A Really Great Chicago Music Thing
Ranking: :city_sunrise: :sound: :notes:
That’s that SAVEMONEY influence.
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Category: Another Really Great Chicago Music Thing
Ranking: :city_sunrise: :sound: :notes:
It’s been a big year for DJ Rashad, Teklife, and foot work music.
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Category: Best New DJ We Trust
Ranking: :radio:
Just one more reason to listen to British radio.
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Category: Catchiest Rape-y Summer Jam
Ranking: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :question:
Sorry Robin Thicke, but we’d prefer it if Miguel sat on our faces.
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Category: Best New Hudson Mohawke Single (Non-Hudson Mohawke Division)
Ranking: :fire: :fire: :fire:
We’d like to take this moment to thank the entire production team behind Yeezus.
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Category: Best New Dubstep
Ranking: :confused:
Dance music trends come and go, but we now know one thing for certain: Molly-filled kids ruin everything.
