Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
I smell it.
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
I tell him job well done. Collect more until you’ve collected them all.
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm. How would you react?
I peck at it.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Kevin , it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Kevin. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, Birdmaster Kevin?
I’m not helping because it will soon become my meal.
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
Birdlike, Smile, Egg, Caring, Red
Conclusion: Kevin is very birdlike but probably not an android bird.
*Idea stolen blatantly from Blade Runner and The Wave (Australia)
