Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
take a selfie with it
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
take a selfie with it
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm. How would you react?
take a selfie with it
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Clift, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Clift. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, Clift?
I’m too busy taking a selfie with it
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
selfies. tweets. reposts.
Conclusion: I have no idea. Do androids get bored?
*Idea stolen blatantly from Blade Runner and The Wave (Australia)
