Do you worry about the heat death of the universe?
H: Not anymore. But I remember I was really freaked out by it as a kid.
How do you create meaningful experience in your life?
H: I just try to ball out with my friends as frequently as I can. I know I’m having a good time when I say “Man my snapchat story is lit right now”.
How do you manage ennui?
H: I actually got ennui mixed up with yokai, so I thought you were asking how I managed ghosts and ghouls and goblins and shit. I think if you get the yokai to sign their name then you own them or something.
Do you think anything is absolute? If so, what?
H: I absolutely think that if you’re drinking absolut vodka you’re a clown.
What is time? What is Macaroni Time?
H: Time is a unit of measurement. I see lots of people denying time saying that its made up. But, you can’t deny that it takes about 10 minutes to make mac and cheese.
Are you afraid that everything will happen?
H: Nope, I’m actually afraid NOTHING will happen and I’ll be stuck in my mommas house for my whole life.
“I think, therefore I am” or “I am, therefore I think”
H: “If you believe, you can achieve”
