Cute/Existential Little Interviews, Vol. 2: MMONA

By 1833 @its1833 · On December 16, 2014

What is your favorite ride or memory of Disney World?

Going to Magic Kingdom on acid! I cried tears of joy waiting in line to get on Splash Mountain so obviously it was good stuff. ***Bonus*** I got to hold someones baby in the line at It’s A Small World After All. Talk about existential.

What are your feelings on Euthanasia?

Life is a fragile thing and sometimes living is just too physically or emotionally unbearable. I for one am not so scared of death as opposed to being trapped in a frail body with my mind still intact. Being alive but not actually living is one of my biggest fears. I see nothing wrong with someone choosing to die or a close family member deciding that for you when you are no longer capable. Who truly wants to sit in a shit filled diaper until they waste away? Well, some people. But that’s besides the point. Fuck that noise, please (consensually) kill me.

Can you send us a picture of the cutest Manatee you encountered while living in Florida?

(sketch or actual photo is legit)

(see above) Manatees are mad cute. One time I was at the springs and one was swimming right next to me. I was high so it was scary but after the fact it was super tight. I added a joint for good measure.

In your worldview, is there ever an acceptable reason to commit murder?(non consensual murder) (i.e. to save the lives of X amount of people, if they are morally corrupt)

The pacifist part of me says no, a tooth for a tooth will never solve anything, only cause more problems. Unfortunately we don’t live in a world where I can safely exercise that belief. In self-defense I can condone it but that phrase has been grossly misused in today’s justice system, not just in America but around the world. This question is really interesting because I think It’s at the forefront of most people’s minds in light of recent tragedies. To kill or not to kill? DON’T KILL. That is another person with a whole life, with people that love them, goals, interests, passions. We are all one and we are all connected. To kill someone else is to kill a part of yourself.