Liz did a cute interview with the TAOERS. It’s not exactly little but I don’t care, who cares?
Liz: Hey guys, can I ask you some cute questions for 1833.fm?
Peter: Yes 🙂 we are online
Mike: How cute are we talking?
Liz: Like – Who’s cuter, Nick Carter or Justin Timberlake?
Peter: Nick Carter
Mike: Agree. No reason. Just is.
Liz: Do you think that Nick Carter is cuter because of the part in his hair that looks like a mushroom, or is it his overall being?
Peter: He’s cuter because he fell off and also didn’t write The 20/20 Experience
Liz: A Taoers burrito. What would you put in it?
Peter: A Taoers burrito would be weed because it’s a fat joint
Mike: I’m with it. We do like weed. Coffee beans and weed in a flour tortilla.
Liz: What is your favorite term of endearment?
Peter: Woadie
Liz: What does Woadie mean?
Peter: I think it’s like a cooler way of saying homie, anything but bae
Mike: I like saying homie because it’s casual and pisses off middle-aged white people
Peter: Like when you almost got beaten up in Penn Station because you called that old man ‘homie’
Mike: Yea… “Cool out, homie.” …. you shouldn’t call people who aren’t homies your homie.
Liz: Who is your favorite Spice Girl and why?
Peter: David Beckham in his H&M underpants
Mike: Posh Spice. Glad Peter was thinking of Beckam’s boo though. Who doesn’t wanna be posh? It’s luxurious
Peter: Son Spice. the son of the Spice family
Liz: You meet the person of your dreams. Where do you go on your first date?
Mike: Is this a double date? Are me and Peter taking out the women of our dreams?
Liz: LOL
Mike: If so I’d just leave this for him to decide and hope my date likes it
Peter: My dream date would probably be like, a spa day, and then we smoke a blunt in the back of a Maybach and go shopping and buy out all the stores, because in this scenario we have infinite money. We could count money together, too, and then, it would end with a kiss.
Liz: How many rose pedals are there in your perfect dates?
Peter: 420
Mike: I’d put 69 on tha bed, 420 in tha bath tub, and like 5 packs of pedals in my pants so they’d fall out as I walk
Peter: Pedal loud pack
Liz: But, seriously, how many licks, from your experience, does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Mike: I’m that fucker owl that bites it after 3, so I don’t know
Liz: Is counting the licks of a tootsie pop even worth getting to the center of?
Peter: No, because it’s not like your enjoying it
Mike: And then the center is a chocolate piece of wax
Peter: You don’t count how many licks you give the booty, so why count the amount of licks for the tootsie pop?
Mike: A booty and a tootsie pop shouldn’t be compared right now, they share way too similarities
Liz: What song(s) do you define as your “anthem” or alarm clock for your soul?
Peter: This is a tuff one
Mike: Lil B – New York Subway
Peter: Tupac – How Do You Want It
Liz: What was your first ringtone?
Mike: Mine was a Ja Rule song, it came with the phone and it was ballin
Peter: I won a Virgin Mobile phone in a machine at the movies and I made an 8-bit version of ‘American Idiot’ my ringtone
Liz: Who was the first celebrity you remember having a crush on?
Peter: Hilary Duff. Rickey Stueber punched me in the stomach because she was, “gonna be his girlfriend”.
Mike: Ha!
Peter: She had really good makeup
Mike: I think mine was probably Britney Spears, but it was weird because my friends dad also had a crush on her…. my friends dad was also my pastor.
Liz: Name one scent – and one memory that triggers that scent
Mike: The smell of laundry smells like Mario Kart 64, to be honest
Peter: The smell of Axe reminds me of when I used to wear a lot of Axe to make my middle school crush notice me. Yo Mike, I agree with you
Mike: My washing machine was right next to a shitty TV that I had my N64 hooked up to. The smell of Axe smells like the boys locker room in middle school
Liz: What is your favorite type of chocolate?
Peter: Melted – Dominos lava cake chocolate
Mike: I’m dark and bitter. Everything it too sweet for me. It just means I hate fun
Liz: Noooo, I love dark chocolate. Like, 87% is mmph. It’s “healthy”, also
Peter: “health goth”
Mike: Wow. I guess I am pretty healthy. I do drink, on average, 4 cups of dark roast a day, too…. bitter makes me stronger
Liz: So the sweeter one of you two is probably Peter, right? Mike – you’re such a lover, how do you make up for all this bitterness?
Mike: I try to show love to everyone around me.I thrive off the people around me and want them to know i appreciate them.
Liz: Gummy Bear vs. Gummy Worm: What do you choose?
Peter: Gummy worms because it’s such a different flavor, plus I like the sour ones too
Mike: For me, it’s the worm. Bear is too rigid and strong (good representation of a bear). Worm is more like an udon noodle (something I’m familiar with eating).
Liz: Any last cute things you want to say to me?
Mike: Do you think feet are cute, Peter?
Peter: Yea
Mike: Really?
Peter: Girl feet, sorry boys
