Ain’t Nobody Fucking With My Dude, Vol 3: ShowYouSuck

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ShowYouSuck’s obsession with eighties boobs raises a few of questions: What are 80’s boobs? Does Lili have 80’s boobs? Is that rude to ask? Truthfully though, it’s nothing to spend a whole lot of writing on. Journalistically, I have always been one that values primary source information above all things. Through first hand interactions, what I can tell you about Clinton is that his real name is ShowYouSuck, he hates bloggers, he used to be fat but now he keeps it relatively fit, and when invited to eat Lucky Charms in a professional setting he’ll eat the marshmallows and tend to leave the “healthier bits”. Anything else I might want to disclose would spoil our forthcoming interview.

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Besides interviews, the other good way  to gather primary source information is twitter. It’s fun and fulfilling to blog about because you can make snide remarks that typically go unread by the twittersphere. Check it (Ali G voice).

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Rick Ross probably felt pretty awkward when the whole world called him out for date rape.

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His ass is on Spotify and iTunes singing about cold war Reaganomic boobs.

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Kismet does not always swing in his favor.

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He connects his songs! God, do you even care? He connects them! Thematically. 

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See.

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But that does not mean he doesn’t have broad appeal.

He’s FUCKING DISGUSTING.

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Most importantly, he’s doing a show with us this month. Tickets are available on this section of our website.